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The Cancel Leeches (Inspired By Dr.Seuss)

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                      The Cancel Leeches              Cancel this, Cancel that! This is not good anymore say the Leeches We need to make the world a better place                     First it was Roses                       They were Too Red               Go, go Go!               Away with it                                    say the Leeches What about this? Will this work says the boy     No, no, no! This will not work at all they say     It does not fit in with Cancel Culture World!           It must go! It must go now! Its too bright they say and too fun!        Cancel it, Cancel it now! We have always been eating grapes says the boy    Not anymore say the leeches          Too green and too purple!              Not proper for this new world Cancel, Cancel, Cancel they shout    Can I at least have my bike says the boy      The one with the two seater seat? Let me take a look says the head Cancel Leech    Oh no no no no no!      It is way to shiny and too blue!  It has too many wheels

Let's talk about Sex Baby (Christian Edition)

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                Let's Talk About Sex Baby                     (Christian Singles Edition)         Let's talk about sex babeeee. Let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. I grew up listening to this song by Salt-N-Pepa. So yeah, let's talk about it.            We will start by me telling you about a first date I went on last night. I got bitten by the Valentine's bug for the first time this year and got a itch to try match.com. all because of Valentine's day. I was very impulsive and I was over it 2 days before Valentine's day and then got stuck with a membership I was no longer interested. I was hesitant but I decided to agree to go on a date.               I was getting some small red flags from this guy and my friend called him "thirsty" because he was already calling me several times a day before the date even happened. Two nights ago I watched a movie called,"Y