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The Cancel Leeches (Inspired By Dr.Seuss)

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                      The Cancel Leeches              Cancel this, Cancel that! This is not good anymore say the Leeches We need to make the world a better place                     First it was Roses                       They were Too Red               Go, go Go!               Away with it                                    say the Leeches What about this? Will this work says the boy     No, no, no! This will not work at all they say     It does not fit in with Cancel Culture World!           It must go! It must go now! Its too bright they say and too fun!        Cancel it, Cancel it now! We have always been eating grapes says the boy    Not anymore say the leeches          Too green and too purple!              Not proper for this new world Cancel, Cancel, Cancel they shout    Can I at least have my bike says the boy      The one with the two seater seat? Let me take a look says the head Cancel Leech    Oh no no no no no!      It is way to shiny and too blue!  It has too many wheels

The Strange Woman (The bible warns you of this type of woman)

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                              THE STRANGE WOMAN         I live in Wisconsin and the State Fair has just came to our town this week, There is also a circus show at the fair. Back in the 90's there was still Freak side shows at the circus. You could see the bearded lady, the lizard man and so on. Come with me as we enter into into this Freak side show to learn about the Strange Woman mentioned in the bible.      Come one! Come All! ladies and gentleman, boys and girls! We have seen how the Lobster boy juggles now we are on to see the Strange lady of the night! We walk through a dark corridor and there seems to area set up to look like a little house and a woman is sitting in there next to a vanity. She greets us warmly. Welcome! I am so glad you came, I have been looking for you diligently you on the streets and couldn't find you. I am so glad you finally decided to come, she said with a wink and a smile. She was drinking from a tall goblet. On the goblet it had