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The Cancel Leeches (Inspired By Dr.Seuss)

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                      The Cancel Leeches              Cancel this, Cancel that! This is not good anymore say the Leeches We need to make the world a better place                     First it was Roses                       They were Too Red               Go, go Go!               Away with it                                    say the Leeches What about this? Will this work says the boy     No, no, no! This will not work at all they say     It does not fit in with Cancel Culture World!           It must go! It must go now! Its too bright they say and too fun!        Cancel it, Cancel it now! We have always been eating grapes says the boy    Not anymore say the leeches          Too green and too purple!              Not proper for this new world Cancel, Cancel, Cancel they shout    Can I at least have my bike says the boy      The one with the two seater seat? Let me take a look says the head Cancel Leech    Oh no no no no no!      It is way to shiny and too blue!  It has too many wheels

One Flesh

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                                    One Flesh                                                  Last weekend I saw the "best movie" of the year according to the Oscar awards. It was the most bizarre movie I have ever seen in my 42 years of living on this earth! I didn't think it was bad just because it was weird, because I do like weird things at times. There were times, were I was not engaged and bored,to other times like,what the???       I didn't know even what genre I would classify this movie. SciFi didn't even seem right to me. Spoiler alert....My aunt called it Aqua sex! Which reminds me that I was shocked about that part. Yes Aqua Sex. Oh boy. I didn't exactly know what I was getting into when I agreed to watch this movie with a group of friends.     I went to work the following day and told my coworker about the bizarre movie I had watched. She asked me if the fish and the lady have sex, and I say yes. She said that is bestial